Short jokes
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What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Y'all follow me, please.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.