Short jokes
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.