Short jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.