Short jokes
Spell "I cup."
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.