Short jokes

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?

SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

My mate Noha.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Lessi

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Once there was an old lady...

Congratulations, stop bragging!

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

Sans: What do you have there?

Frisk: A KNIFE!

Sans: NOO!!!