Short jokes

Short jokes

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔