Short jokes
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
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Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
money + money = MONEY
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"