Short jokes
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
I am starting a frog cult now!
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
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Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
money + money = MONEY
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?