Short jokes

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

What do you call an emo with no legs?

Emobile.

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?

They both are hung.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.