Short jokes
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Anyone remember the following?
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.