Short jokes
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.