Short jokes
If you are homeless, get a home.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"