Short jokes
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL