Short jokes
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.