Short jokes
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!