Short jokes
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.