Short jokes
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.