Short jokes
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
You're so hot!
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
I put the fun in funeral.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.