Short jokes
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Your mom!
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.