Short jokes
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
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