Short jokes
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.