Short jokes
Where's your off button?
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.