Short jokes
Bruh, don't be punny.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.