Short jokes

Short jokes

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, she was electrocuted.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.