Short jokes
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Suck my pp!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I’m a paki nonse.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Wanna see my pp again?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!