Short jokes
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
Whet
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Cuddle with you.🙂
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"