Short jokes
Joke.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
U were accidental.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Penis.