A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Short Jokes
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
I sucked a dick.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
