Short jokes
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Was he under insurance claim?
Kollaps
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."