Short jokes
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Y'all gay asf yaya.