Short jokes
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
My will to live.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.