Short jokes
The most unfunny joke ever made.
May.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why isnβt there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do sβmores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
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What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Boo! π»πππ·οΈπΈοΈβ οΈ (So scary, right?)
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.