Short jokes

Short jokes

Leo

  • Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

    Room

  • Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

    Kid

  • What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

    Neither do ever grow old.

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  • Autism

  • Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

    -You have to be alive to have autism.

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  • Baby

  • What is red and cries and spins around and around?

    - A baby in a microwave.

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  • Present

  • What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

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  • Vacuum

  • Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

    A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

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