Short jokes

Short jokes

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

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  • Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

    Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.

    What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

    A baby with a javelin in its head!

    Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

    Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

    My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.