Short jokes
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.