Short jokes
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.