Short jokes

Short jokes

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

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  • What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

    What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?

    "Where do you keep the cans of paint?"

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