Short jokes
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
My dick is longer than your life.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Why am I idiot?
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"