Short jokes
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.