Short jokes
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.