Short jokes
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Ethan Rice
A Ford?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.