Short jokes
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Black dog is gay.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.