Short jokes
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Cuddle with you.🙂
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!