Short jokes
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.