Short jokes
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
The earth is flat.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.