Short jokes
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
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A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Anime cats.
I got nothing.
Yeet.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!