Short jokes
So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
My Butterfingers slipped.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
This is not a joke.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.