Short jokes

Short jokes

What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"