Short jokes
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. đ
Whatâs the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause thereâs a victim less!
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Oof.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "Youâve got to be choking me!"
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Robyn Smith
Lewis Clow
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.
Why couldnât wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.