Short jokes

Short Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Bullet

What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.

Mama

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

Shit

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.

Csgo

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

Dick

I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.

People

At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"

At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"

Divorce

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

"May divorce be with you."