Short jokes
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
Chihuahua?
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁