Short jokes
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
You can say what you want about deaf people...
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
I am looking for Mike Roch.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
He is dead.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.