Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Short Jokes
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
Potatoes
Stand? Wait. No.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Weenis long.
