Short jokes
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.