Short jokes
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
A ginger.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂