What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Short Jokes
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Sup?
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Logan Paul.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why are we here?
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
