Short jokes
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Alex Hayermann.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐