Short jokes
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Good morning? Goodbye!
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!