Short jokes
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
G@y 👌
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If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
PORNHUB
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
I sucked your mom's anus.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.