Short jokes
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
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Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
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Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
Soy un chacho.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.