Short jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
People generalize others too much.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Yeeeeeeeet!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!