Short jokes
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Habit.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What is yellow?
Why did you say not to?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What is the address?
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
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