Short jokes
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What do you call James, James?
Why is Joe cool?
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Richmond
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.