Short jokes
Stupid.
Hi boo!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Aaron.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"