My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
Short Jokes
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Sun.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Y u gey, bruh?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Big butt
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
