5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Short Jokes
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Don't touch my bot.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Did you hear about the Mormons?
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Travis has baby hands.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
