Short jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Myself.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Anyone here a spoon?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1