Short jokes
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
My live.
I had power.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."