What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.