Short jokes
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Carys’s mum has chemo.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Stinky Steve.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Creeper?
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
What's funnier than 24? 25!