Short jokes
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.