Myself.
Short Jokes
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Anyone here a spoon?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
F*ck me!
Black people run fast.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
