What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Short Jokes
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
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Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
