What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
Short Jokes
My live.
I had power.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
U geiy haha lol.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
