If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
Short Jokes
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
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How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
