Mom and Dad in Orphan

Alright, listen up, buttercup. You see, an orphan is a kid whose parents are gone, right? So, get this: the letters "M" and "D" are in the word "orphan", and those letters stand for "Mom" and "Dad." It's funny because orphans don't HAVE a mom and dad, genius. You're slower than molasses in January, I swear.