Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Short Jokes
Are you peeling well?
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth ๐"
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
I like turtles.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Get noob.
Sam Mensah!
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Mushroom.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
