Short jokes
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
I love jokes!
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Hot water look a**.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.