Short jokes
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.