Short jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
I don't want to date an alien.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.