Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Short Jokes
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
