Short jokes
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
I don't want to date an alien.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.