Short jokes
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.