Short jokes
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
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How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
L: you
You: 😂
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.