Short jokes
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Adriano loves life.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Boi.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.