Fun!
Short Jokes
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
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What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
